Funny Stuff
Funny Stuff that is Actually Funny
Jokes and Things I Think Are Funny
Below is some of the funny stuff from the web that I think is funny. No, it's not the stupid crap you get every day like dancing dogs, or kids with dirty faces. You know what I'm talking about. You get it in your inbox every few days and you think, "not more of this crap". No, it's not that. This is some really funny stuff. This is the best of the best.Dicken's Cider
As colder weather approaches, everyone wants a Dicken's Cider! (audio)
David Letterman Transformer
This is why we at Jim Wools Dot Com prefer David Letterman over Jay Leno. This is an instant classic. Turn it up. Letterman plays with a Transformer (video)French Eryx Missile
The French give us great wine, fantastic cheese and sometimes good laughs. Even Frenchmen will think this is funny. French Missile (video)Priceless
This is good. I'll leave it at that. Priceless! (video)Monkey Joke
The classic monkey joke. If you don't get it, well uhh, it's about car stuff. Yeah. Monkey Penguin Joke (video)Babulance 911 call
Next up a 9-1-1 call. A guy hits a deer with his car. But he needs an ambulance. Listen to hear why. I need a bambulance (audio)This guy drinks too much
This is a pleasant video of what could happen if you drink too much.Warning: Do NOT watch while eating! It almost makes ME sick. Almost...
The F word - Defined
We're always trying to teach you something here at jimwools.com. Listen to learn about transitive verbs, intransitive verbs, adverbs and such as used with the F word. No, we really can't say the F word anymore without offending someone. But it's a very useful word. (NOT George Carlin)Definition of the F word (audio)
Holiday Song
Here is a song for the holidays! As sung to the tune of Sleigh Bells. Yeah, you know the song. "Just hear those sleigh bells ringing blah blah blah..." This version is funnier!Radio Surprise!
Somewhat amusing radio clip. Listen to what happens when a woman tries to surprise her boyfriend live on the radio! You almost feel sorry for the guy! Almost...Why the internet was created
Some people find this hilarious, others not. Women in particular. Go figure. The Internet is for Porn (cartoon video)EBay Wedding Dress
A guy puts his wife's wedding dress on Ebay. This was a real Ebay auction a few years ago. It has been captured in PDF format after the auction ended so all of the sellers comments are intact . It gets pretty funny on page 2. Ebay Wedding dress (PDF) If you can't read PDFs go get Adobe's PDF Reader and install it. You should have this anyway because it's something you can use for other things. Get it from the link below. Warning: If you have dial-up, it will take a long time!Adobe PDF Reader Download
I Like The Internet
This is a link to someone else's website but it's pretty funny. Just imagine a combination of the TV shows Cops and Jerry Springer, and then document it with bad HTML. A classic! My Trailerpark HompageSomewhat funny song
And last, a moderately amusing song. The anthem of the Colo-Rectal surgeon. I knew one of these guys once. He was a real A**hole! Colo-Rectal Surgeon Anthem (audio)Beware! Home Depot Scam!
A "heads up" for you and any of you guys who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you! Here's how the scam works:Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts; it is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot; you agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just Yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. Again - please beware!!
