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Children's books
Having worked with kids books in the past at my job, I thought I would share a list of titles that couldn't get past the editors.
Kids books that never made it to mass media
- Daddy's New Wife David
- Vegetables Are Good and Other Myths
- Some Kittens Can Fly
- Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
- Knives, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
- The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
- Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
- Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
- How Daddy Hides His Salami
- All Cats Go to Hell
- The Little Sissy Who Snitched
- Santa and Other Lies Parents Tell You
- You Are Different and That's Bad.
- That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
- Grandpa Gets a Casket
- The Magic World Inside the Old Refrigerator
- Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
- Fun Things Under The Kitchen Sink
- The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
- Strangers Have the Best Candy
- Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
- You Were an Accident
- Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
- Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
- The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
- Your Nightmares Are Real
- Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
- Clean Your Room With Gasoline
- Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
- Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet Are Friends!
- Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
- Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
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